STOP MOVING YOU'RE HURTING ME

Seriously, why is everyone getting engaged? Like, another one of my college buddies did. It's weird knowing that I hang out with these guys nearly everyday during the school year, and now they're going to be getting MARRIED. Well, I wish them the absolute best, and I'll be praying for them!
Now, about my whole relationship thing. Yeah, we just got this party started; we got some development to do...

Fo sho, what be happenin'?!